There are some things that should be left to the privacy of a person’s own shed, back garden or if they like kitchen.

Television’s cheap answer to entertainment, reality television, has just about bottomed out.

I’m not talking about the scale of the backsides you might have seen swishing about on Dance your Ass off.

I’m also not talking about the gruelling pain of watching people slice onions for 10 minutes in Masterchef.

They say that grand final of the aforementioned Masterchef was Australia’s highest rated television programme ever.

For god’s sake people, you can buy 10kg of onions roadside at Scottsdale for ten bucks if you’re that desperate for entertainment!

But I bit the dust on Sunday night when I spotted a trailer line under a scene in Domestic Blitz.

``You can see an EXTENDED version of the shed construction on NineMSN’’.

What sort of voyeuristic nutter calls watching an extended version of shed construction entertainment?

Go to night school, ask your neighbour, father-in-law or even your son how to build a shed – don’t sit for meaningless hours trying to figure it out from a web site.

Dance your Ass off? Start by getting up off your couch, wiggle a little in your living room then venture OUTSIDE and see what dance classes you can join.

Don’t anyone try and tell me these shows are inspiring people.

Instead, they are encouraging people to stay on their ever widening asses, watch tele and opt out of being involved while they watch other people make fools of themselves.